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Boat Joke
Ole died. So Lena went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries.
The Gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences,
asked Lena what she would like to say about Ole.
Lena replied, “You yust put ‘Ole died.”
The gentleman, somewhat perplexed, said,
“That’s it? Just ‘Ole died’?
Surely there must be something more you’d like to say about Ole.
If it’s money you re concerned about, the first five words are free.
We must say something more.”
So Lena pondered for a few minutes and finally said,
“OK. You put ‘Ole died. Boat for sale.’”
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Maine Boat Show and other Maine thoughts
from a friend of seabuddy’s…
Well I have been stalling, procrastinating. It finally happened Colleen at Windcheck Magazine called me up and gave me hell. The automated responses have been sending the wrong dates LAST YEARS DATES for the MAINE BOATBUIILDERS SHOW!!!. It is wonderful being surrounded by friends who care enough to put me back on track. THE CORRECT DATES ARE March 19th 20th and 21st published correctly every where else but here. Thank you Colleen!
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